I want John Cusack holding a boom box outside my window.
I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey.
I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me.
I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me.
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
Going with some gals I don’t know too well… they best be prepared for some full on crazyness, cuz once i break out the feathered headdress, there is no going back.
WHISKEY WHISKEY NANCY WHISKEY
WHISKEY WHISKEY NANCY-O